Today's Las Vegas Groupon

Today's Las Vegas Groupon could be a nice Father's Day gift:  $7 for Blue Poly VIP Car Wash at Rancho Oasis Premier Hand Car Wash ($14.99 Value)!

Here's what Rancho Oasis Premier Car Wash says: 

"Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a full-service blue-poly VIP car wash (a $14.99 value) at Rancho Oasis Premier Hand Car Wash on Rancho Drive.

The family-owned Premier Car Wash sports a sure-handed stable of cleansers and detailers who take pride in expunging and burnishing messy motors with a variety of car-wash services . The business's newest auto spa on Rancho Drive dedicates 100% of scrub-power and 45% of its Scrabble words to the tradition of hand-washing rigs and wheels of all sizes. Submit your steed to the blue-poly VIP wash, wherein rides are primped, washed, and manually wiped to their sparkly potential. An interior vacuuming suctions dust, pennies, and guilt from autos' fibrous parts, and a window cleaning ensures passing audiences can clearly view the spick-and-span insides. The team will then go the extra furlong to scrub wheels, apply Armor All to tires, coat the exterior in a forcefield of triple-foam polish wax, and top off the treatment by fumigating the interior with pleasant scents."

Just head over here to sign up or login to Groupon to access this deal.